My dog doesn’t bite…

My dog doesn’t bite…

English joke

Un peu d’humour anglais pour vous faire sourire… 

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, « Does your dog bite? »
The shopkeeper says, « No, my dog does not bite. »
The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him.
« Ouch! » He says, « I thought you said your dog does not bite! »
The shopkeeper replies, « That is not my dog! »


Are you wondering what the symbols and letters /kjuːt / are after the English words listed in the above table? These are phonetic symbols that form the sounds in the word. If you’d like to see a table, (with sounds) of all the sounds in the English language please click here.


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